Nobody is Available Right Now

Chicago Police CarA Chicago resident was getting ready for bed the other night when his wife told him that she could see from the bedroom window the light was on in the shed. He looked out the window and saw that there were people in the shed taking things.

He phoned the police, who said, “We don’t respond to burglaries and thefts immediately, but we’ll send someone over as soon as they’re available.”

He said “OK,” hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back and said, “Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to hurry now cause I’ve shot them all.”

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, a SWAT team, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

The resident replied, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

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via New Trommetter Times


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