Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell., Queen Elizabeth, and
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Jimmy Carter gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Carter got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the whole country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.
via New Trommetter Times http://www.trommetter.com/log/archives/2013/03/01/toll-calls-from-hell/